Warning - A Non-Marvelous Development

Our computer is crashing on us waaaaay too frequently just to be a "little buggy," so our ability to connect to the Internet from home is dodgy at best. Be warned that if you e-mail us, it might be a couple of days (or even when we get home, depending on when you e-mail us) before we get your message.

So if you have something important to communicate with us, please call! If you need help with our phone number, post a comment on the blog, and I will rely on Dr. Bubba and Sparky's Mom to sort you out.

On another sad note...

Sad news of popular bullying victim...

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a chronic yeast infection. The hospital report suggests that the infection was most likely caused by repeated pokes to his belly. He was only 51.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in the cooking business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

But, despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough and their spouses. Plus, a soon-to-be grandchild which is currently in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, PopTart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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Thanks, Sparky's Mom!