Big Misunderstanding

So the girls were in tears today as we were leaving church. They had been hearing the hubbub all morning about the afternoon's party. Audrey kept begging if we could stay for the party and pretty soon Julie was on the begging bandwagon. I finally figured out what they were asking for: the super BALL party. Once we told them there wasn't a big dance with fancy dresses, they weren't interested. Football? Yeah, right. We want princes and ballgowns.